Category: Kids say the funniest things…
As all kids, my kids also have some funny comments to things ;-)
I’ll try to write them down when said!
Here’s some funny things Bente has been saying lately. Translated from what she said in Norwegian: “Mom! Krister just hit me!” “Did he now? Well that is not nice. Did he do that on purpose?” (which in Norwegian would be WITH purpose) “No, with his…
Krister (6) came home from school announcing that it was God’s birthday! ‘Everybody’ had their flags out, so obviously there was some kind of party going on in Norway :-) In school, the teacher had told the kids that the reason for flags out today…
A few days ago Bente was outside in the garden playing and when oma and opa (grandma and grandpa) walked out in the garden, Bente ‘kindly’ told them to get lost (!!!!) For the dutch people, I have to tell this in dutch as well,…
Bente: “Daddy, can I have an ice cream?” Dad: “No darling, we’re not going to have ice cream now.” Bente: “Wrong answer daddy, you have to say YES!”
Yesterday Krister suddenly asked me: “Mom, when is Jesus coming back?” “Ehm… I don’t know darling. Why? Do you want Him to?” Krister: “Yes, we should give Him a call”. I then told him that he could talk to Jesus if he wants to, it’s…
Our home phone handset is often out of battery (it’s getting old, doesn’t charge properly, we need a new one) and when it doesn’t have enough power, it starts ‘ticking’. One day when it did, Eskil commented: “The phone thinks it’s a clock” :-))
Between Krister (5 yo) and Bente (2 yo) Krister: “Bente, you are naked and silly!” Bente: “Noooo… I’m not naked!”
I was just going to make Krister a sandwich and asked (while I was in the kitchen and he in the livingroom) what he wanted on his sandwich. I didn’t hear any answer, so I walked into the livingroom and said: “Krister, what do you…